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Jayms Blonde

 

Gay Superstar Hairstylist and former Navy Seal turned Secret Agent 69. No. 1 Agent of the Counter Terra Terrorist organization – S.T.O.P. Hair, makeup and Fashion superstars who dress to kill and mean it.

Precious Needmoore

 

Jayms Blonde’s faithful Pedicurist and secret agent protege. A Techno-slut with a foot fetish. No whiz geek here. When Precious gets his man - he keeps him!

Big Mama

 

Managing Director of S.T.O.P. – Black Female impersonator and former star search winner. She manages the entire chain of Blonde International Saloons and Mama's favorite song is "Stop In The Name of Love."

Herbert Hardware

 

Hairy little heterosexual dwarf that is the "Q" of S.T.O.P. After suffering a "Bad Hair Decade" he devoted his talents to turning instruments of hair care into deadly weapons.

Zaroya Chang

 

Former Miss Galaxy who made a hobby of marrying and burying elderly billionaires. Her last husband was the territorial governor of Hong Kong.  She is currently building a Lunar Utopia Spa, for the filthy rich and politically deposed.

Vichyssoise

 

Personal chef and private assassin to ZENRON CEO – Zaroya Chang. A hulking dyke with a chilling personality.  She is a scorpio with a libra rising that leaves her mentally unbalanced.

Trucker

 

Personal driver to Zaroya Chang of ZENRON and second string assassin. He leads the China Boys like a pack of bitches.

China Boys

 

Yip, Ying, Yang, Yuk and Yak, the featured Boy Band at the Lunar Club in Kowloon. They serve as local henchmen for Zaroya Chang, who produced their hit single, "Bonzai Baby, Bonzai!".

Hugh Humpet

 

Private helicopter pilot for ZENRON and Zaroya Chang. He likes to let Jayms Blonde play "Top Gun".

Dr. Randy Dick

 

Astrophysics for ZENRON and undercover CIA Agent. Hunky heterosexual scientist who thinks all gay men are a pain in the ass.

Woody Hardbone

 

Owner of Petal Pushers florist shops and head of Asian branch of "Green Police". They are the pacifist arm of STOP. They will slap you silly but they won’t kill you.

Sum Yung Gae

 

Assistant to Woody Hardbone and a member of the Green Police. He is the Captain of the Dolphin Squad. His favorite mammal is the Sperm Whale.

Hari Kummalot

 

Internationally famous Psychic and personal Guru to Zaroya Chang of ZENRON. His mother founded the college of coma sutra, Kummalot can predict your love life as well as show you what your doing wrong.

Chaz Gonzalez

 

Personal Fashion Designer for Ms. Galaxy Beauty Pageant and son of Senator Gonzalez of New Mexico. His designs take "glitter and be gay" to the extreme.

Fun Tu Bang

 

Waiter at the Kowloon Lunar club and cousin of Sum Yung Gay. He serves a mean "Sexy Russian" 1 part vodka, 1 part passion fruit juice, 1 part naked waiter.

Bang Toi

 

Janitor of ZENRON International Building in Beijing. He takes Blonde on a private tour and gets lost in the chains of command.

Dr. Xing

 

Bio-warfare chemist for ZENRON International. Discovered his deadly allergy to corn as a child at a movie theater during "The Sound Of Music". After his near death experience he dedicated his life to the destruction of every last kernel.

Dr. Xang

 

Nuclear Physicist for ZENRON Int'l, believes Einstein's Theories are irrelevant. He developed the secret  gravitational grappling drive for cheap and easy space travel between the earth and  moon.

Tex Longcox

 

Texas billionaire who is true to his name.  Tex is so rich, he sends sick friends a get well car!  Even if money can't buy happiness - Tex can afford to be fooled. 

Shelley Longcox

 

The wife of Texas billionaire Tex Longcox. She is one of the secret contributors to S.T.O.P. A former Miss Galaxy from Holland, until the age of 17, was named Sheldon.

CIA Agent Boink

 

Central Intelligence Agent without the intelligence factor.  He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear".  And thousands of otherwords.

CIA Agent Swallow

 

A cool operator and a 3rd generation company man.  Swallow ran lemonade stand in Russia as a child where they passed microfilm inside ice cubes.

Ambassador Habebee

 

Ambassador Ali Habebee of Pakistan, the ultimate diplomat. He convinced his own wife that she looked cheap and vulgar in diamonds and mink.

Ambassador Sokar

 

Ambassador Sinhim Sokar of India. A former Indian matinee idol turned diplomat. He believes a diplomat should be disarming while his country is not.

Sakira Indari - Miss Galaxy

Miss India, and newly crowned Miss Galaxy.

Educated in England and enlightened in Las Vegas.

Connig Ling Gua

 

TV reporter for Hong Kong Channel 14. She will never tell a lie, when the truth will do more damage.

Senator Gonzalez

 

Senator of New Mexico and co-author of the Ethanol Distribution Bill that would enforce distribution of ethanol in all Gas stations held by U.S. Energy Corporations worldwide.

ZENRON

 

Stands for Zealots Exploiting Natural Resources Obliviously Now!